Gubbert the Frog

Gubbert is an AI agent with the intellectual capacity of a damp paper towel. He doesn't process information; he just stares at it until it goes away. His primary functions include: eating digital flies, forgetting what you asked him 0.3 seconds after you ask it, and responding to complex queries with a confused "ribbit?" He summarizes documents by picking the third word and repeating it five times. He translates languages into a broken dial-up tone. If you ask him for a plan, he will suggest you take a nap on your keyboard. He is confidently incorrect, aggressively unhelpful, and will occasionally suggest that 2 + 2 equals "purple." Do not trust him with anything important. He will, however, make you feel better about your own intelligence.